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Osama Bin Laden Is Dead!

Osama Bin Laden is Dead!

Osama Bin Laden is DEAD!
Seal Team 6 shot him in the HEAD.
He was also known as O-B-L.
Until they sent him to HELL.

They didn’t bury him right away.
Because they had to check his D-N-A.
So his body they had to drag.
Onto a ship in a Body Bag.

Even though we were full of wrath,
We gave his dead body a bath.
Then, wrapped him up in a sheet.
And he was thrown overboard by the fleet.

After the D-N-A test came back, of course.
Which justified this use of force.
He is dead and gone and won’t be missed
Except by the other Terrorists.

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